>be ancient Jew
see Romans dominating half the world, flexing on everyone with aqueducts and crucifixions
realize brute force isn't the long game — mind control is
initiate Operation: Cross Control

> Step 1: Install pacifist software update
Create a charismatic brown-skinned rabbi with big ideas:

"Turn the other cheek"

"Give Caesar what is Caesar's"

"Blessed are the meek"

Boom. You've just taught your enemies to worship submission. Instead of rebelling, they’ll feel guilty about thinking angry thoughts. Genius.

>Step 2: Trojan Horse Their Gods
Romans: obsessed with war gods, glory, and raw domination.
Jews: introduce a new religion that says, “Actually, the real hero is a poor carpenter who got executed by the state.”
Bold move, 4D chess.

>Step 3: Hijack the Empire Itself
Fast forward 300 years.
Constantine: "Hmm, this Christianity thing seems popular."
Converts.
Suddenly the entire Roman Empire is kneeling to a Jewish messiah.
Coincidence? I think not.

>Step 4: Guilt as Governance
Now you’ve got a religion that:

glorifies poverty

discourages revolt

encourages people to love their enemies

makes people feel bad for being rich and strong

It's basically a morality leash you don’t even have to hold and they guilt-whip themselves.

> Step 5: Profit
Europe now running on Jewish spiritual firmware.
Over the next 1,000 years, they:

hand over tithes to religious authorities

send their best men to die in crusades

build giant buildings to a Jewish god while banning usury

Meanwhile, who’s handling the money?
Check the surname on the coin purse.

>Conclusion: You Installed the Bluepill.exe
While you're kneeling at the altar of a tortured rabbi, the real power moved silently through economics, influence, and belief engineering.
You didn’t get conquered by force. You got conquered by faith-based DRM.
Christianity was the original mind-virus and the devs? Big Torah.