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7/31/2025, 12:30:18 PM
>Chinese emperor who can't dress himself:
>"The enemy has ten thousand troops, so I'll send ten thousand to fight them."
>le asian war science man:
>"You know if you send more soldiers than what they have you'd have better odds at winning than them."
>Emperor who tries to become immortal by drinking mercury:
>"T-that sounds just crazy enough to work! Ministers! Send every soldier, every peasant, every man, woman, child and elderly to Pingpong Province to fight my mortal enemy General Tso!"
>le ancient HOI4 enthusiast:
>"Umm... if you send every soldier to one place, the others will be undefended from a surprise attack from your neighbors. Also you kinda need people where they are to do the non-war things. Like I'm pretty sure peasants make rice or something."
>Emperor who thinks the castrated boy concubine can give him a male heir:
>"WHOA, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY!"
>"The enemy has ten thousand troops, so I'll send ten thousand to fight them."
>le asian war science man:
>"You know if you send more soldiers than what they have you'd have better odds at winning than them."
>Emperor who tries to become immortal by drinking mercury:
>"T-that sounds just crazy enough to work! Ministers! Send every soldier, every peasant, every man, woman, child and elderly to Pingpong Province to fight my mortal enemy General Tso!"
>le ancient HOI4 enthusiast:
>"Umm... if you send every soldier to one place, the others will be undefended from a surprise attack from your neighbors. Also you kinda need people where they are to do the non-war things. Like I'm pretty sure peasants make rice or something."
>Emperor who thinks the castrated boy concubine can give him a male heir:
>"WHOA, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY!"
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