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6/18/2025, 10:31:50 PM
"It's more discreet, and you clearly don't value my input. If I expend less brainpower on you, I reserve more for the extremely complex endeavor you have forced upon me. And, Charlotte Fawkins, I should hope you want me suffering as much as possible. Don't backtrack."
He's mad at you too. Everybody's mad at you. "Now who's being petty?"
"Do you want a tail? Yes or no. Quickly."
"What?"
"This is the last time I will be receptive to feedback. If you don't answer now, I imagine I'll select whatever makes you suffer more. Answer."
"You're being stupid," you say. "Nobody's forcing you to—"
His eyes flash yellow through his glasses. "Answer."
>Okay, fine. (This is being offered as a choice because 1. it's largely cosmetic, and 2. it's potentially conspicuous. In short, the upsides are mainly that it looks cool, and the downsides are that it'll be obvious in the long run that you're turning into a lizard. Up to you guys what you prefer.)
>[A1] ...Er... yes? Do you have a good reason for it? No, but... well, it'd mean you'd really, truly, undeniably be the Herald, and... you could put bows on it. And nobody else would have one, okay? Yes, you want one.
>[A2] Yes, but could it be a little one? So you could hide it under a cape or something? Since he cares so much about being *discreet.*
>[A3] .......No. Um, no. You don't. Why would you? Haha. Forget it. You're never mentioning this again.
>While you're at it, how about horns? On your head? (Same reasoning.)
>[B1] Okay! Yes! To increase your headbutting power! Not that you headbutt a lot of people, but if you had horns, you sure would. And the Herald has them, doesn't she?
>[B2] Okay, but only little ones, alright? So you can hide them under your hair. No need to freak people out.
>[B3] Nope. Nope. You didn't even suggest this one. You don't want it.
He's mad at you too. Everybody's mad at you. "Now who's being petty?"
"Do you want a tail? Yes or no. Quickly."
"What?"
"This is the last time I will be receptive to feedback. If you don't answer now, I imagine I'll select whatever makes you suffer more. Answer."
"You're being stupid," you say. "Nobody's forcing you to—"
His eyes flash yellow through his glasses. "Answer."
>Okay, fine. (This is being offered as a choice because 1. it's largely cosmetic, and 2. it's potentially conspicuous. In short, the upsides are mainly that it looks cool, and the downsides are that it'll be obvious in the long run that you're turning into a lizard. Up to you guys what you prefer.)
>[A1] ...Er... yes? Do you have a good reason for it? No, but... well, it'd mean you'd really, truly, undeniably be the Herald, and... you could put bows on it. And nobody else would have one, okay? Yes, you want one.
>[A2] Yes, but could it be a little one? So you could hide it under a cape or something? Since he cares so much about being *discreet.*
>[A3] .......No. Um, no. You don't. Why would you? Haha. Forget it. You're never mentioning this again.
>While you're at it, how about horns? On your head? (Same reasoning.)
>[B1] Okay! Yes! To increase your headbutting power! Not that you headbutt a lot of people, but if you had horns, you sure would. And the Herald has them, doesn't she?
>[B2] Okay, but only little ones, alright? So you can hide them under your hair. No need to freak people out.
>[B3] Nope. Nope. You didn't even suggest this one. You don't want it.
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