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8/9/2025, 3:57:55 AM
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>Be Hawk Hogan
>Meet up with the surviving member of the mad scientist gimmicked tag team that betrayed the Center before the game started
>He tells me he'll let me in on the GM's real rib if I can bring him Miss Elizabeth.
>Beat Macho Man in a Hell at a Cell match and free Miss Elizabeth, however she was brainwashed into becoming a total mark for TMW (Tokyo Millennium Wrestling) and refuses to leave. we fix this by fusing her with a demonic smark to allow her the ability to form opinions again.
>On the way back to see the scientist, we find out that the VWA (Valhalla Wrestling Alliance) was consumed in it's entirety by an ass fatter than even Yokozuna.
>Enraged at the loss of innocent marks and potential royalties from action figure sales, Macho man goes into business for himself carving out a new territory in Holytown.
>Try to go to HQ and find out I've been Future Endeavored along with Macho Man, drift from place to place until I run into totally-not-Lucifer at a bar. He suggests that I can save Valhalla by traveling to the underworld to beat that fat bastard Abaddon in a Hell in a Hell match.
>While all of this is going on the Ultimate Warrior continues to challenge me to matches and get stomped until he tag teams with some peter pan gimmick twink to cuck me by brainwashing Miss Elizabeth AGAIN.
>After fixing it Warrior gets brainwashed by the local qt shy elf and drug store owner to experience gentle loving femdom with a stuttering awawa waifu for the rest of his days while I have to go win all of the championship belt pillars and find a missing action figure to have proper access to the underworld's wrestling territories.
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
NOT HIM
>Be Hawk Hogan
>Meet up with the surviving member of the mad scientist gimmicked tag team that betrayed the Center before the game started
>He tells me he'll let me in on the GM's real rib if I can bring him Miss Elizabeth.
>Beat Macho Man in a Hell at a Cell match and free Miss Elizabeth, however she was brainwashed into becoming a total mark for TMW (Tokyo Millennium Wrestling) and refuses to leave. we fix this by fusing her with a demonic smark to allow her the ability to form opinions again.
>On the way back to see the scientist, we find out that the VWA (Valhalla Wrestling Alliance) was consumed in it's entirety by an ass fatter than even Yokozuna.
>Enraged at the loss of innocent marks and potential royalties from action figure sales, Macho man goes into business for himself carving out a new territory in Holytown.
>Try to go to HQ and find out I've been Future Endeavored along with Macho Man, drift from place to place until I run into totally-not-Lucifer at a bar. He suggests that I can save Valhalla by traveling to the underworld to beat that fat bastard Abaddon in a Hell in a Hell match.
>While all of this is going on the Ultimate Warrior continues to challenge me to matches and get stomped until he tag teams with some peter pan gimmick twink to cuck me by brainwashing Miss Elizabeth AGAIN.
>After fixing it Warrior gets brainwashed by the local qt shy elf and drug store owner to experience gentle loving femdom with a stuttering awawa waifu for the rest of his days while I have to go win all of the championship belt pillars and find a missing action figure to have proper access to the underworld's wrestling territories.
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
NOT HIM
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