Dunno why everyone thought the game was dooming you to a quick death chasing fame when one of the main choices you get is to just say "fuck all this meat shit, I'm gonna go become an internet demon" and you get taken to live in the internet forever as a fucked up internet lifeform.

Two of the other endings are vaguely open-ended "and then you live a bit longer and who knows what happens?" anyway. You don't even die in almost every ending. Maybe they could have stuck closer to the theming because the game is really unwilling to actually condemn you to death.