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>I'm sure blowing up thousands of people in the middle east is irrelevant
It is. Anyone still on the surface was deemed to be the worst mankind has to offer. If you were worth saving you'd already be down here and comfy with the rest of us.

>We have most advanced trains on the planet
>we have the cleanest most advanced cities ever constructed by mankind
>no crime
>we steal all your carbon to store it underground
>we don't eat garbage food since there are strict laws on quality of water and the animals we breed down here
>our homes are comfy and everyone has 10Gbps+ fiber connection
>we never have to worry about "power shortage" because we have nuclear reactors supplying the power and an advanced grid that is well protected
>we have the best of the best of the best in every field
>we have a ratio of 10 women for every man. Who were selected for their highly stimulating nature

We're all down here just waiting for the Sun to nova and finally wipe you worthless people off the surface. We'll wait 20-50 years for the ice age to pass then we're coming back up to the surface to get it right this time. You failed the shit test. You were too stupid to read between the lines and figure out what's going on. Hence why you're not invited to our awesome fort.

Enjoy the time you have left. Your only purpose at the moment is to serve as our best entertainment. You're living a reality TV show. We're both laughing at how retarded you all are and using the recordings to teach future generations why you weren't worth saving.