I can't handle KotH with this modern horse shit. My idea was to recontextualize the show as being from 1997-2002 or something, and then flash the show forward to 2009 or 2010. That's before everything just became social media slop.

I want escape from all this. I want to escape Andrew Date, polyamory, youtube, "onions boys" and all this horse shit. I want to avoid septum piercings and danger hairs.