(Jesus Christ returns and meets a modern shrink)
I am the alpha and the omega. The first and the last. Believe in me and you shall not see death.
"Aha. And how long do you believe you are this "alpha and omega"? Is this alpha and omega with us in the room right now?"
Wait what? I said bel-"nurse get 20ml of antichrist-odol ready we have a case here"
Ok, that's it. *Snaps fingers*
"Lava pours out of thin air onto the nurse and the shrink" AAAH-AAHAH-AAHAAAA OHHH G- *both are melted to ashes in front of Jesus standing there laughing*
(Story ends)
Thanks for reading :) (pic unrel)

Give me advice please.
So, Hinduism is untrue. Buddhism is maybe true. But I don't want to follow Buddhism right now. I want to follow my own path, the path of spirituality. Hinduism contains immense truths regarding this. But it's not true. So, Buddhism might be true or not but even if it's true it's kinda boring and restrictive. I don't like to be put in spiritual chains. Don't go that extreme, don't go that extreme, don't do this that. It's tiring and fatiguing. I can't uphold so many rules for no reason. I need freedom. The only problem with that is, freedom has made me tired. So many years of freedom. And I haven't enjoyed this freedom. I have not found fruits in this freedom. I have nothing. I don't even believe in god, I just assume. Everything I do spiritually is just based on assumption. Buddha seems to be legit but I can't dig it. I want something at least. Please, help me. Talk with me maybe we'll find the way together.