has anyone seriously ever needed to use the bathroom for more than 5 minutes in an 8 hour period. its really simple, squeeze that piss and shit out, zip up, wash hands, back to work.

theres people that treat pooping like a leisurely activity with a turd dangling out of their asscrack for 10 minutes while they wait gingerly for it to fall out on its own and its gross. PUSH IT INTO THE WATER ASAP it creates less odor