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4/14/2025, 9:03:01 PM
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Oh, she absolutely knows what to do with a man! Here's her seven step program.
Step 1: Find a man who is Highly Responsive to Deities and in need of a new direction in his life
Step 2: Project divine visions of yourself untill he "picks up the phone"
Step 3: Strongly urge him to fix the relevant issues of his life in a strong but motherly way - men love this
Step 4: Offer to cultivate Qian, Heavenliness, within him so he will find the initiative, strenght and courage to do something about those problems
Step 5: Do a miracle like conjuring up a rain front shaped like a snake against two weeks of 0% chance of precipitation predictions over his city to make sure he understands just what he is dealing with.
Step 6: Keep your own end of the promise regarding that Qian thing and lend fragments of your power and wisdom when he needs it the most.
Step 7: Enjoy the undying gratidute and fervent faith of your newest devotee!
Oh, she absolutely knows what to do with a man! Here's her seven step program.
Step 1: Find a man who is Highly Responsive to Deities and in need of a new direction in his life
Step 2: Project divine visions of yourself untill he "picks up the phone"
Step 3: Strongly urge him to fix the relevant issues of his life in a strong but motherly way - men love this
Step 4: Offer to cultivate Qian, Heavenliness, within him so he will find the initiative, strenght and courage to do something about those problems
Step 5: Do a miracle like conjuring up a rain front shaped like a snake against two weeks of 0% chance of precipitation predictions over his city to make sure he understands just what he is dealing with.
Step 6: Keep your own end of the promise regarding that Qian thing and lend fragments of your power and wisdom when he needs it the most.
Step 7: Enjoy the undying gratidute and fervent faith of your newest devotee!
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