>decide to watch one of those "what your favorite weapon says about you" youtube videos
>if you like GS you like big numbers
>if you like SnS you're basic
>if you like DBs you're hyperactive
>if you like lance you love defensive playstyles
what drives a man to edit and publish a video with the most NPC-tier takes imaginable

i unwittingly used my second bridekeeper uncapping the first one
i'm gonna have to rev up that seirotix and grab another copy, aren't i