Why the FUCK can't I find speakers with audio jacks anymore? No, I don't want pairing bullshit. No I don't want to waste a USB port on fucking audio when my computer has 2 completely fine audio ports. I want to plug shit in my car stereo, when I've had enough I want to plug it into my wired headphones. No I don't want to interact with a computer middleman to do what my fucking hands are for.