I wish I were a hamster in that petstore

my gf

how is she so perfect bros. where can I get someone who looks like this but is maybe 8 years older and hopefully not run through

inb4 impossible

>it's season 20
>sam and jet are on bezos' next flight to mars
>they're still coleposting

>>212365369
Ellie getting butterflies in her tummy from seeing /ftl/ mention her name again

lets be real here
has ellie ever referenced a topic that wasnt in a turkey tom 3 hour video essay?

>>211927111
still boring