I don't care. Honestly, I'm just grateful to be here. Esfores is my home. My comfy, chaotic home... I love and appreciate all of you. Truly, I do. Namefig or not, I need you all far more than you could ever want me.

By the way, if anyone ever feels like trying to fortune roll three (3) VBLs in a row, be my guest. If you do decide to attempt, I wish you the best of..."luck" (fortune)...or shall I say...Anti Fortune? Because, well...it's certainly not easy rolling three of the same fortunes in a row; especially when it happens to be Very Bad Luck...because it then becomes the "opposite of fortune". Quite fitting for me.

*Noms cookies and slurps coffee, then with mouth still half full...*
Hope you enjoyed my promo...!

Your fortune: Bad Luck