Maany a hinduvta chudsaar has thought that there aare no muslims in glorious Gujarat. Aafter the brutal pissing on of Gujarat by butcher notmypresident Modi sonofbitch, its makes many sense why saar might think thaat. But, in this new age of conflict in the subcontinent and much is possible with support from our brother-king in New York City, the honhorrible Zohran Mamdani. We Gujarat Subalterns rise from the ashes with the Under the CPI(M) (Communist Party India (Muslim) to redeem our place in an progressive India free of such horrible opreshun.

But us Islamo-Marxists in Gujarat (now renamed Zohranistan) have a hard problem on our hands:
With vaary bad Hindu chuds to the east, worse reactionary right-muslim deviationists to the west, and worst of all Tamil thugs to the south, many factions threaten our collective people's right to eat hallal kebap after a short 5-day work week,

The Gujarati Army of Youth (GAY) will rise to the occashun.