Couple questions here

What does your wife think about you being obsessed with treefingers? Do you tell her about what he gets up to? Do you tell her about your secret chat rooms? Do you tell her dad about treefingers? Do you tell your brother in law about him? Is your wife fat? Is she retarded? Does your wife ever get mad you give treefingers more attention than you give her? Will you tweet about tree fingers during the wedding? Does she have all of her fingers? Is she a diabetic? Type one or type two? What is your favourite breakfast cereal? What is her favourite breakfast cereal? If there was only enough money in the cereal budget for a single box of cereal would you buy your favourite, would you buy her favourite or would you come up with a compromise cereal type until more money was available in the cereal budget?

Thanks