>>936511254

...................me?

That's awesome!.. especially considering the fact that I have no intentions of ever becoming a woman, or even becoming anything that I'm not, for that matter...

because see, unlike you, I've always been very successful with the lady

unlike you, I don't have any pornography downloaded. I don't sit around masturbating to videos or photographs...

unlike you, ever since I was 15 years old, if I felt like having an orgasm, there was always at least one female nearby willing to handle it for me...

unlike you, I've quite literally never gone more than 5 days TOPS between girlfriends... quite literally never had six days single since I was 15 years old. every time one relationship with him, I would be happy, thinking I finally had 6 months or a year to enjoy just with my cell... with no woman on my arm

But unlike you, every time I thought I was going to have a little bit of 'me time', invariably, within just a few days I would turn around and realize, "damn it I'm in another relationship already"

..... unlike you, WOMEN HAVE ALWAYS LIKED ME, Even though I'm a complete fucking asshole,

.... unlike you, I am an ACTIVE HETEROSEXUAL

(masturbating does not count as heterosexuality... masturbating only constitutes ASEXUALITY)

........ You're not heterosexual
......... You're not having sex with any women

You are ASEXUAL

..... masturbating does not qualify as "sex", any more than tickling yourself constitutes "getting tickled"

...... So I'll never be a woman, huh?

well that's good news
But I've got some bad news for you

according to ALL FOUR BILLION+ women on planet Earth, YOU WILL NEVER BE A MAN...

now run along and download some more embarrassing photographs of hideous fat women with disgusting distorted bodies

ROMEO DON JUAN CASANOVA HUMPERDINCK... You are a mother fucking STUD....