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It's funny, THE DAY I knew this game was going to end up being shit was actually back when Hugo was doing his press tour for Eternal, and on one of the streams he started going off about "THIS Doomguy moves like a Cadillac, in the next one we want him to be more, I dunno, like a TANK!" You could almost tell he was grasping for anything at all to satisfy "Bring Something New To The Table"-Brain, and also it's gonna be some willful move to make Doomguy play more ponderous and slow?

So when the Dark Ages reveal happened and Doomguy was now this plodding, slow dipshit surrounded by braindead demons...yeah. 4 years in the making and they carried that terrible idea he snap-decided on some random stream, all the way to the finish line. Also

>final boss is some twink demon