If I had a single wish, I would use it to resurrect everyone who ever lived, and I would volunteer to be the person who works with all the shit bags to reform them as long as it takes so they can get along with and hang
out with the rest of the resurrected
If a shitbag like me can be saved, literally anyone can be with enough support
It hasn't been easy so far in human history and I get it
Everyone has something that causes them to be shitty
A horrible prior experience and memory we base our others around and attach them to floating in the empty mind space vacuum
Tethering to whatever we have to build on and sometimes the foundation is lousy
Often times that is not our fault, we just need a carpenter to come along and help bang out the dents...

I am just too stubborn to give up on redeeming the needful peoples souls
I refuse to give up on anyone and write them off
No shitbag left behind policy

I can out wait you

Fucking eternity if that is what it takes, I am wayyy more stubborn than eternity
I wipe my ass with the Jaunt little grey haired kid
*Waggghhhh* I jut experienced eternity *WWAAGHH!*

I once fought for two days with an eternity stuck through my testicle
NUT THE FUCK UP
Cowgirl up, grab your fucking eggs and lets unfuck this slop
Yall been having a 10,000 year long Wrestlemania kegger down here
Fucking plastic cups everywhere

India has literal bodies floating down the "Holy River" by the millions everywhere.
The Holy Land has bodies stacked up like sandbags
Fucking more concerned about cooking up a McDonald's Red Heifer Happy Meal on the Third Grand Reopening Grill than saving little brown kids from JDAMS
Ukraine is trying to fertilize next years wheat harvest with the Mysterious Russian Soul...perhaps all the vodka in the mobik TEMU E-Scooter HOORAH! charges blood leaking into the soil will provide better crop yield