I'm smart and intelligent.
I'm handsome and I smell good.
I have literal soap on my hands.
It's in my fingernails.
But I like it because my name is Yuji.
I'm smart and I rule at coding too.
I never fart all the time or eat my boogers.
Everyone likes me. Always.
I post the big version of the picture.
When I have diarrhea I thoroughly wipe.
I do.
So it never stinks like diarrhea everywhere I go.
I'm a fucking genius like that and my namy is Yuji.
Yuji Super okay eye aye.
But my mom calls me darling.
Because I'm a darling and she loves me.
Everyone loves me.
Because I'm Yuji. Yuji Super Face the Nice guy.