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6/4/2025, 10:26:21 AM
>>6252704
Thank you for that. I know it's probably a bit much to throw at y'all for this final thread of Tuffle Quest Kai, but I wanted to give just a little bit more spice to work with.
>>6252668
https://youtu.be/19jBBilusdE?si=MogOwNRqFhwduuk2
Okay. Okay. You need to be very, very careful with this. So, you open this the best way you can and oh wow that’s not as easy as you thought. Just. Damn it don’t overthink this, Peppa! “Cocoa…” you begin. “…Would you date a woman with kids?”
She stares blankly at you for a moment, then presses her hands together in front of her lips, some emotions cycling through her face. Finally she points them down toward you and lets out a mildly hesitant, yet intrigued, “…yyyyes. I have a question before you continue though.”
“Go for it.” Okay, good news so far.
“Which flavor of bullshit is this gonna involve, time travel bullshit or mystical bullshit?” she questions, taking the moment to drink in the surprise on your face before continuing, “…Did Towa or whoever her cronies are do it? Do I have to fight her for your affections?” You can tell Cocoa’s asking this half-jokingly, and… honestly half-seriously.
It really catches you off-guard, with you holding back a laugh. “C-Cocoa, please.”
“I WILL slap her. Your mom said it works.” she declares confidently, crossing her arms.
You love her so much. Okay, fully serious though. “From the top. Mystical. Remember a few months ago when we had that big mission to rescue everyone?”
“Mhmm.” she affirms with a slight bob of her head. “You mentioned helping out the resistance against Towa and Dabura ever since then.”
“Yeah. Well, I got to meet an unexpected consequence of that mission, the result of trying to sabotage the Hakkero that Majin Ozotto was using for a whole bunch of nefarious purposes. When we went back there I kept getting these weird reactions by different people, like they recognized me, but not… AS me. As someone else. Third time it happened, I got what sounded like confirmation that this was someone else that looked like me, and was causing trouble all over the Demon Realm, everything from dine and dashes to antagonizing Ozotto to beating up… civilians?” Does Glorio count as one of those, really? “Beating up people that probably didn’t deserve it, at the very least. Probably. I thought this might just… be some twisted experiment or alternate version of me that Towa made because of course that’s the crap she’d pull. Dubbed her ‘Reapa’ because, it made sense at the time. The moment I finally see her face to face, that’s the assumption I’m running with, so I give out the usual taunts and try to hit her with the kind of cringe that I KNOW I’d start cringing at, but oh she just starts blowing raspberries at me and, just…” Okay you’re starting to shake. Take a breath, count down from ten.
Cocoa approaches and rubs your back reassuringly. “And…?”
(cont.)
Thank you for that. I know it's probably a bit much to throw at y'all for this final thread of Tuffle Quest Kai, but I wanted to give just a little bit more spice to work with.
>>6252668
https://youtu.be/19jBBilusdE?si=MogOwNRqFhwduuk2
Okay. Okay. You need to be very, very careful with this. So, you open this the best way you can and oh wow that’s not as easy as you thought. Just. Damn it don’t overthink this, Peppa! “Cocoa…” you begin. “…Would you date a woman with kids?”
She stares blankly at you for a moment, then presses her hands together in front of her lips, some emotions cycling through her face. Finally she points them down toward you and lets out a mildly hesitant, yet intrigued, “…yyyyes. I have a question before you continue though.”
“Go for it.” Okay, good news so far.
“Which flavor of bullshit is this gonna involve, time travel bullshit or mystical bullshit?” she questions, taking the moment to drink in the surprise on your face before continuing, “…Did Towa or whoever her cronies are do it? Do I have to fight her for your affections?” You can tell Cocoa’s asking this half-jokingly, and… honestly half-seriously.
It really catches you off-guard, with you holding back a laugh. “C-Cocoa, please.”
“I WILL slap her. Your mom said it works.” she declares confidently, crossing her arms.
You love her so much. Okay, fully serious though. “From the top. Mystical. Remember a few months ago when we had that big mission to rescue everyone?”
“Mhmm.” she affirms with a slight bob of her head. “You mentioned helping out the resistance against Towa and Dabura ever since then.”
“Yeah. Well, I got to meet an unexpected consequence of that mission, the result of trying to sabotage the Hakkero that Majin Ozotto was using for a whole bunch of nefarious purposes. When we went back there I kept getting these weird reactions by different people, like they recognized me, but not… AS me. As someone else. Third time it happened, I got what sounded like confirmation that this was someone else that looked like me, and was causing trouble all over the Demon Realm, everything from dine and dashes to antagonizing Ozotto to beating up… civilians?” Does Glorio count as one of those, really? “Beating up people that probably didn’t deserve it, at the very least. Probably. I thought this might just… be some twisted experiment or alternate version of me that Towa made because of course that’s the crap she’d pull. Dubbed her ‘Reapa’ because, it made sense at the time. The moment I finally see her face to face, that’s the assumption I’m running with, so I give out the usual taunts and try to hit her with the kind of cringe that I KNOW I’d start cringing at, but oh she just starts blowing raspberries at me and, just…” Okay you’re starting to shake. Take a breath, count down from ten.
Cocoa approaches and rubs your back reassuringly. “And…?”
(cont.)
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