Signs that DF5 is about to be released:

1) All discord and lack of harmony will cease in the /gup/ general, and nobody will post anything reportable anymore
2) The highest floor of Ōarai Marine Tower will suddenly turn into solid gold
3) The entire ocean will start teeming with ankous, and fishermen will have the best catches of their lifetimes
4) Tanks across the world will require only a few drops of fuel to run for many miles, and when hit they will automatically repair in a few instants
5) All the rivers in Japan will turn into warm ocha
6) A bridge made of marble will emerge from the waters and allow people to move from one side of the ocean to the other, and it will be sturdy and broad enough for two tanks to go through it in opposite directions
7) Merchandise of all sorts will be washed ashore in new, waterproof boxes
8) There will not be any more wars, only senshadou matches
9) The match between Kuromorimine and Seiguro will be retroactively declared a tie, so the final match will be a three-way clash between Ōarai, Kuromorimine and Seiguro
9) Many other signs and wonders that are too wondrous in nature and abundant in number to be described here