am i allowed to be kinky here

who am i kidding i dont care, i wanna be the king of a nation at war, lose the war, and be forced to be the sex slave of the (preferably attractive) enemy king/queen, kinda like puyi but foreign leader and sex slave instead of street cleaner

please tell me i'm not alone on this :3

What are your thoughts on the best president America has ever had?

Joe Biden is currently dying of prostate cancer right now, type one word in this thread that can make him better.

What is he thinking RIGHT now?