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6/27/2025, 10:36:18 PM
>>508893737
that happens in mexico/brazil all the time time too. it's their culture.
that happens in mexico/brazil all the time time too. it's their culture.
6/14/2025, 5:30:53 AM
>feeling sleepy after dinner so I take a nap
>…
>hear my garage door open
>dafaq?
>see some old guy fucking around in there, he’s trying to steal my car
>it’s my neighbor
>grab a baseball bat, try to stop him but I can’t
>he drives away, fucks up my lawn, and parks the car in his driveway like it’s nothing
>call the cops, the old guy pretends to be innocent, they’re skeptical until I offer to show them the video I took
>old dude pulls a gun, but I manage to wrestle it from him
>rack the slide and blast him
>lower the gun
>…
>there’s nothing there but a pile of clothes
>the cops are looking at me weird
>old guy never existed in the first place
>it was just a figment of my ptsd from my time in the force(tm)
>wake up
m night shyamalan
>…
>hear my garage door open
>dafaq?
>see some old guy fucking around in there, he’s trying to steal my car
>it’s my neighbor
>grab a baseball bat, try to stop him but I can’t
>he drives away, fucks up my lawn, and parks the car in his driveway like it’s nothing
>call the cops, the old guy pretends to be innocent, they’re skeptical until I offer to show them the video I took
>old dude pulls a gun, but I manage to wrestle it from him
>rack the slide and blast him
>lower the gun
>…
>there’s nothing there but a pile of clothes
>the cops are looking at me weird
>old guy never existed in the first place
>it was just a figment of my ptsd from my time in the force(tm)
>wake up
m night shyamalan
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