>>529659493
>Rider
The amount of sex i'm going to have with this creature cannot be measured with any human-made scale. The sex will be so wild and intense that is going to force earth's tectonic plates to shift and the heat we generate might cause spontaneous global warming. Physicists will have to develop a whole new branch of quantum theory to even understand a fraction of the generated energy. The entirety of our bedroom will have to be reclassified as a natural disaster zone and be secured by the authorities. It's going to be so mind blowing they'll have to start teaching it in schools because a book will not be enough to cover it.