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>where would you take your new anon-to-2hu wife?
While a date between two former /jp/ social autists desperately trying to resist the urge to aggressively fondle themselves long enough to hold a conversation sounds like a recipe for many disasters, I honestly might try and take her out to any nearby Izakaya stand or maybe some kind of private bar even. I’m sure I’d say a bunch of cheesy things and then she’d effortlessly slice right through them to keep me in a constant state of charisma break, and other little things like that.
I could definitely work my way up to hand holding or close touches after a few shots but that’s also a ticking time bomb since whoever I’d be with would immediately be able to tell how worked up I am by the incessant jittering of my heartbeat, if my face wouldn’t be enough of a dead giveaway anyways. I would then be in that anon’s hands, at her mercy and likely without the ability to resist much to boot because I’m kind of a freak desu, so anything could happen from there really.
Anything at all…