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A sad note: upon taking too much LSD and listening to too much rock music, our director of HR has fired all of the female employees here at Lyzyrd's Gyzzyrd, Inc. It's a sausage party over here right now. Alright, back to work. I'm going to warm up for some more hand compiling now.
*ring ring*
Hello?
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*click*
Ah, well, it appears that one of the more attractive former employees of Lyzyrd's Gyzzyrd has offered me sex for $3,000. Pic related. I'll be leaving work early right after dealing myself a few lines of cocaine.