I wrote this while drunk a few nights ago. Seems coharent though.
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
{Spike}
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we need to get in our time!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one…'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...CHAINSAW MARE!'"

DT pulling a cord on TBDRLIATU.
'HRRRNG!'
Yanks and nothing happens.
'Oh come on!'

"What are you doing?"

'Ah, TBDRLIATU has a chainsaw feature, but he's having some performance issues right now. Can't seem to rev him up.'

>Well if you need a chainsaw...SPIKE!

{Oh hey, Pinkie. Did you need me to be a guest?}

Pinkie yanks on Spike's tail and his green scales starts to vibrate rapidly.
>There you go. A chainsaw.

Pan to Cadence who has red horns and sharp teeth.
"HAHA! Now this is power!"

Camera pans back to Pinkie who now has red hair and spiral yellow eyes while wearing a dress shirt and tie.
>...Cadence are you modifying our memories?

Camera pans back to Cadence who now wears an untucked dress shirt and sneakers.
"What?! NO! Why would I do that?"

Camera pans to DT who now has a topknot hair and smoking a cigarette.
'Hmm...I don't know. Something feels off. I don't remember TDRLIATU being a katana.'
DT says raising a katana where TDRLIATU was.

"What? No he was always a katana. Sometimes he's a giant wolf."

{I feel weird}
Camera pans to Spike who has a chainsaw head and arms.

"Well yeah you're being used as a chainsaw. Of course you should feel weird about that."

{...Fair point.}

>I...still feel like you're altering our memories or realities somehow and gaslighting us. Like even though you're unaware of it, I'm pretty sure your pink powers are-

"Say what!? Guuuurl you cray cray."

'Sheeit fo real real. You being cray cray right now, gurl.'

Pinkie drapes a big coat on herself
>Well I am the cray cray one, so that tracks. My drip is on point though, so we Gucci, nah ai' mean?

'Valid. Your outfit slaps. Dead ass.'

"Mmmhm. No cap there. Let's take the dub and bounce."

>'ight. That's all the time we have, but there'll be more pinki ponies down the line. Trust.

>"'Byyyyye~'"

{Girls, can a drigga get his head back?}