>>510023058
this has to include pissing. And even if I include pissing twice a day. and taking a shit lets say 2 out of 3 days, so 0.66 times a day. I still get 18.5 bowel movements a week. HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN HAVE TIME TO RAPE WITH 100+ BOWEL MOVEMENTS

If I shit twice a day and piss 5 times a day, I still get (2+5)x7 = 49 bowel movements a week. I dont think I can force myself to get to 100.