>pweease don't dwone me I'm just a hired murderer for money Uuuuuuuuuu~

This is easy. I grab him by wrist, the one where he has big fancy watch. I drag him to our nearest computer, where i show my compilation in the UaOnlii channel in Telegram.
It is twelve minutes of length. In it: Fourteen orks, Two BMP, One T80, One Tor-M1 and Three Velomotors Stels (with two orks for each) are shown and than liquidated. There are liters of blood. Most from Zaporizka, others become from Petropavlivka.
I hold him strongly, so he can't not get away from the computer's screen. I wait the complete 12 minutes that is of killing the invading pigs with my drones with him. I do not say even one single word during the length of this time.

Afterwards, I look at him from closely and i say "I am very impressed with expensive wristwatch, Mister"

I walk away humming March of the New Army
Unfortunately, many of you are faggots!