by using speech to text, I'm able to shit post on the go, to ridicule and harass gaming chair douchebags, even while standing in line at the grocery store

or ordering something to go at a restaurant

It's really quite convenient

Not to mention the fact that it gives me the superhuman ability of creating massive, literally massive, gargantuan gigantic massive walls of text, just a never-ending stream of words, one word after another after another after another after another after another after another after another after another and barely anything really get said, if you notice...

and that only took like 3 seconds

It's just like texting..
texting is the perfect way to NOT COMMUNICATE

It's the opposite of communication

because I actually SPEAK 30 text messages worth of words in only a minute or less

phone calls are preferred, and I hate texting

So when it comes to shit posting
speech to text is my choice

(Plus, the other people in line with me at the grocery store usually get a kick out of listening to me be brutally honest with your generation... And trust me, everybody knows about the video games and the masturbation and the failure to launch syndrome)