In the predawn haze of Lagos Lagoon, a Nigerian boat driver guns his engine to the rhythm of Gangnam Style, the bassline syncing perfectly with the churn of the tide—an auditory phenomenon first documented in the Fate franchise when Shirou absentmindedly hummed the tune while projecting swords. This is no coincidence, for the universe has always known that PSY’s 2012 masterpiece operates on the same wavelength as Reality Marbles. Gilgamesh, upon hearing the track during a grail war, reportedly summoned a golden horse dance chariot, while Kageaki from Muramasa discovered his blade’s true edge only when slicing in 4/4 time.

Enter Moogy, the enigmatic figure said to drift between worlds—part boat mechanic, part mage, and the only man alive who can fix a failing outboard motor using only a Fate soundtrack CD and a bottle of Windex. Witnesses claim Moogy once mediated a duel between Saber and a Gangnam-style dancer atop a speeding Lagos ferry, arbitrating with a NekoNyan-branded rulebook. His existence proves that all things—whether boat engines, Noble Phantasms, or viral dance moves—are governed by the same cosmic laws.

Thus, the truth is laid bare: from the decks of Nigerian ferries to the throne of heroes, Gangnam Style was never just a song—it was the key to unlocking the perfect convergence of steel, sea, and meme magic. And Moogy? He was the conductor all along.