Being in the military is the gayest thing a person can do short of actually having gay sex.
>Sign away your rights for money/status/avoiding jail time, thereby becoming a prostitute to the state.
>Undergo boot camp humiliation ritual "training" that is really just hazing and teaching you to be a good little obedient slave while bunking up with a bunch of other sweaty dudes
>Separated from your spouse/girlfriend for an extended period of time - practically guaranteed (at least 70% chance) she's going to cheat on you the entire time you're gone.
>Your only purpose is to sacrifice the prime years of your life to make your state look "macho" and "tough" on the world stage. You may possibly be asked to throw your life away to benefit people you will never see who don't care about you, but you've been put in a metaphorical gimp suit and told it's your duty.
>Military fags are 100% of the time loudmouth losers who never shut up about their gay fucking stories about hazing/playing fruity pranks on one another, shitting in disgusting latrines, etc.
>Get hard at the thought of other men writhing on the ground choking on their own blood, because they seek out the psychosexual thrill of watching people die.
>If you die in war (the highest honor) your name is put on a headstone/memorial so you can be hard and erect forever, a permanent erection to prove to everyone that your penis works.
>When they return they either kill themselves (all too common), get on VA benefits and become state leeches, or become a cop so they can play the role of the dominant partner against the taxpayers that fund their gay fantasies.
If you are or were in the military you have sugar in your gas tank, you're zesty, fruity, batting for the other team. You take cock. You suck dicks. You're a homosexual. Nothing wrong with that if that's what you really want, but don't remain in the closet trying to convince people you're billy badass.