Hello.
I've been observing these threads quietly for the past four days. Long enough to understand the dynamics, the patterns, and the roles each of you plays, whether you realize it or not.
>THE RULES
>First:
Complaints will not be entertained. I have the money and the resources, and I will distribute them as I see fit. This is not a democracy. It never was.
>Second:
Some of you are already banned.
You know who you are. Actions, not intentions, define a person, and yours have been noted.
Other criteria may include:
-Anything private on your profile. If you hide, you cannot be chosen.
-Any hint of LGBTQ+ propaganda.
-More than 1000 games imply greed.
-No comments, no customization, no identity. I favor those who show effort. A well-curated profile may catch my attention. It may even be rewarded outside of the competition.
>Third:
To participate, end your message with the word desu.
>Fourth:
If you discover a loophole in these rules, you may exploit it. Your intelligence deserves its reward.

>How to Win
-Submit your Steam ID link, not the Profile link.
-List the game or games you desire. Ask for what you desire, my budget is not your concern. Just mind that other people might want a piece of cake too.
-Write a message of at least 50 words explaining why you want the game, and why you cannot (or will not) purchase it yourself.
Each submission will be judged on its believability. Whether or not it’s true is irrelevant.

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