Took part in a sun tanning competition.
I got bronze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTBMznLrWs

How are you guys doing? I'm in a bit of a weird mood myself, I stopped at a convenience store on the way here. I’m waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him “my girlfriend just had an operation; she can only eat certain things.” I look at him and I go “yeah right, what did she have a bong hit transplant?”