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>some guy named Jesus
Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”

Jesus answered her, and said, "María".

He paused, and looked deep into her eyes, and touched her shoulder, and leaned in, and said again, "María"

He then leaned back and continued, "No te aferres a mí, Subo a mi Dios y a vuestro Dios".

He then turned on his leaf blower and flew up into the clouds, just as he planned to return.