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8/11/2025, 4:56:26 AM
>be monke
>sun hot, food scarce, tiger scary
>one caveman notices patterns:
>- berries grow after rain
>- fire keeps wolves away
>- funny rock makes spark
>realizes **knowing things = power**
>starts trading "wisdom" for meat/shelter
>tfw first to understand **information asymmetry**
>becomes Shaman™
>- only he "talks to moon god"
>- only he "reads star signs"
>- invents "rituals" (pay me to bless your crops)
>rest of tribe too busy hunting to check his math
>MFW I invent **the first rent-seeking profession**
>sun hot, food scarce, tiger scary
>one caveman notices patterns:
>- berries grow after rain
>- fire keeps wolves away
>- funny rock makes spark
>realizes **knowing things = power**
>starts trading "wisdom" for meat/shelter
>tfw first to understand **information asymmetry**
>becomes Shaman™
>- only he "talks to moon god"
>- only he "reads star signs"
>- invents "rituals" (pay me to bless your crops)
>rest of tribe too busy hunting to check his math
>MFW I invent **the first rent-seeking profession**
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