trans women / men, what's your most malebrained / fembrained trait?

mine is that I hate horses. I hate their creepy demon eyes, I hate their weird human hair, I hate that they literally leave a trail of shit wherever they do. I think they are so disgusting and scary and I've never understood why they are like a quintessential girl thing. One time as a kid I went to a girl's birthday party and it was on like a ranch and we all got to ride a horse basically (i was the only "boy" there) and I just thought the whole thing was gross.