>>937460623
At least your research was somewhat scientific... "somewhat"

...... Like in a "you wear glasses" type.
of way... like if any girls saw you conducting your roundbreaking masturbation research, they'd assume you're some kind of science geek....

But Ive got a suggestion:
Perhaps it would be a little bit more scientific if you WEREN'T masturbating while talking to these guys?

just an idea