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>be me 20 years ago, work ass-kicking construction job
>liked to smoke a small bowl or two after work to relax
>move in with 2 potheads
>fuck yeah, smoke sessions every day after work
>first smoke session with roomies
>uh no man, we only smoke a 3-foot bong. No pipes in our sesh dude, we don't let pussies hang with us
>why you coughing bro? That's fucking grating, all we wanted to do is have a sesh after work and you're being all loud and fucking it all up
>why can't you hit it like I do? You're really done after one load?
>let's see your sack anyway bro
>ha ha ha! A fucking gram?! real potheads take out loans for their stashes!
I would have choked the shit out of them had I not known them. How the fuck are those "mello mood" "good vibes" "no bad days" so goddamn uptight about every goddamn thing? Smoking more than a bowl or 2 a day is fucking disgusting.