>best dad: "NOOOOO, why won't you let me kill myself and my infant son, I just wanted to grab my stoned wife's ass??!"
>best son: "honk shoo mimimi" "Aight imma traumatize my classmates with detailed descriptions of the day my daddy died!"
>best mom: "SCREW THE WORLD, I just want my dead husband back!!"
But.....we live on the world.

Damn, this family really sucks at heroism. And like, in general.

next time I goon to porn I will empty my bank account and give it to the poor AND dox my ugly worthless obese greasy disgusting subhuman tiny pecker betamale lowlife inferior incel retarded face here and END it all together

I'm so sick and tired of being a slave and prisoner of my wicked mind. tis shall be the last time OR there won't be a next time