Please come and eat at Timmies!

Having a double-double early in the twilight 7:30 AM 1996 -18°C November winter morning whilst driving your injun son to the local hockey tournament will be etched into your mind as a core memory.

Come again in 2025 and fail to recapture the joy you once had, because you've been successfully psyops'd to give money to a doughnut shop that doesn't even make their own doughnuts.

So you just arrived in Canada?

Come to timmies!
This is the most quintessential Canadian experience ever!
You gotta try it!

Do you love Canadian food?