The irony is Bitcoin maximalists and shitcoin degens are two sides of the same coin, both ignore that markets run on narratives, not purity tests. BTC has store-of-value hopium, ETH has L2 cope, and yes, even memecoins like Kaka have their degenerate utility as casino chips. The real trick isn't picking a tribe, it's recognizing which narrative has gas left in the tank before the crowd does