Guys, comrades, you seem to be lacking critical info! As you may have noooooticed, a much more interesting war is brewing, nobody really cares about the ukraine anymore. Except me comrades: I care, and I care about my /uhg/ comrades. As the sole shill left in this godforsaken general, I think it would be appropriate to treat comrade yours truly like an honored guest, thank me even!
Now, this guest would like to discuss bidets and the role they had in winning the SMO for USSR, thank you very much for staying on topic.