Why are you not watching kitarou?

>onsen no gegege merch is all homo themed
>recent kitaro merch constantly pairs up mizuki and tousann
>doujins number in the thousands (2600)
>doujins also include NTR with kitarou
>doujins also include happy family raising.
>top nip artists ship it

Why have YOU not watched it yet?
>inb4 but muh no subs
You don't need subs to understand this it's a very 1 to 1 plot. If that's your only objection to not watching it.
otherwise google translate the nip sub file floating around