"Ha! Did you see that? With one twirl of my enchanted sword (oh, it sings and dances all on its own!) the ogre hit the dirt before it could even sneeze. I may be pint-sized, but I vow to be the biggest act you've ever witnessed. I fight for the thrill, the cheers, and fresh verses written in blood and starlight. The world’s my stage, so step aside unless you fancy starring in my next ballad."