It is the night of your wedding with Varesa.
The reception party dinner has caused a localized economic disaster.
When your darling wife stepped into the carriage both the axles snapped, causing her to heft you over her shoulder and stampede you to your honeymoon hideaway
The hotel room is expansive, with highly durable furniture, regardless, you took out insurance for damages caused.
The bed is shaped like a wrestling ring.
Panting with excitement, Varesa puts on her Fietena mask and climbs to the top rope...

The landing impact of the consummation of your marriage is measurable in the northern reaches of Fontaine.
As Archon is my witness, she has broken his virginity in half!

Hiii newbie here. I just wanted to announce that I'm going to pull Mavuika's rerun just so she can be Varesa's Sub-DPS slave. That is all. Moo.