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Whewe do i even begin uwu uwu?
jiwen teh goddamn gway. Dis guy... God~ he's uwu just such an amazing fluffing uwu chawactew. Nyot onwy did he estabwish himsewf as owo teh stwongest chawactew in teh fwanchise without asspuwws and owo "muh fwiendship" powewups~ but his owo mewe existence and teh obsewvation of his actions uwu and pewsonyawity can teach uwu deep wessons of phiwosophy and ethicaw nyuance if one has teh pwopew uwu intewwectuaw capacity and mentaw fowtitude to embwace such wessons.
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nyo wie: since becoming a jiwen fanyatic~ my iq has gone owo up an unpwecedented 20 points. My fwiend is an engwish owo pwofessow at an esteemed institute of wisdom and knyowwedge~ and he deemed owo my incwedibwe wexicon and mastewfuw gwasp of teh engwish wanguage astute enyough uwu fur me to come in and guest wectuwe on a subject i couwd owo wewate to teh impowtance of teh witten uwu wowd. Nyatuwawwy~ i chose jiwen teh gway. I can't teww uwu chu how amazing it was to see aww teh owo hewetofowe unyenwightened individuaws and uwu teh wooks of puwe~ innyocent undewstand that came ovew theiw faces as i uwu ewucidated teh twuth about teh singwe gweatest owo and most impowtant chawactew in aww of fiction. A phiwosophy uwu pwofessow happened to ovewheaw my musings and invited owo me to guest wectuwe in owo his cwass nyext week~ so uwu i'ww pwobabwy spend teh nyext uwu few days pwepawing a wengthy owo expose on how jiwen's chawactewization espouses themes heaviwy pwesent in esotewicism owo and dichotomism~ as weww as teh mowe subtwe but owo nyo wess evident infwuences stemming fwom ancient wewigious codes such as uwu zowoastwianyism and confucianyism.

nyone of dis wouwd have been owo possibwe without jiwen teh owo gweat's infwuence. I humbwy thank him fwom bended knyee~ and encouwage chu aww to do teh same. Wise to my intewwectuaw heights by accepting jiwen into ur heawts. Ascend~