EEEEEEEEHHHH?!?!! Zelda.. you're going to give the TRIFORCE OF COURAGE to a WHITE HERO BVLL named LINK?!?!!!! And he'll HUMILIATE me and KILL me putting an end to my reign of darkness?!?!!!!! And you won't even let me die but you'll trap me in the shadow realm, barely conscious to hear you fuck BIG WHITE HERO COCK?!!!?? And the ONLY time I'll come out is when I'm resurrected just to see Hyrule populated with your HYLIAN ARYAN WHITE CHILDREN and descendants carrying yours and the original WHITE BVLL's appearance, giving me the false hope to be able to conquer Hyrule again only to be KEKholded by them?!?!!?? And then they are going to seal me away again so I can watch your granddaughter get railed WHITE HYLIAN COCK and give birth to more White HERO children starting an ETERNAL CYCLE OF KEKholding?!!?? AND you're also going to send your WHITE HYLIAN BVLL back in time to ruin my plans and EXECUTE me before I even get my hands on the TRIFORCE OF POWER making the entire past timeline forget I ever EXISTED?!??!!? Well, what can I say except, YABBA DABBA RABBA DOO!!!!