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Anonymous /tg/95996223#95996223
7/2/2025, 3:47:12 AM
I was thinking about if doing the Code Geas in DND is possible... that's when it literally hit me it is! You see... you know how in literally every Airport there's the Guy who shouts 'BELTS ! SHOES !'? Then literally everyone drops what their doing to take off Belts and Shoes...

You know why this happens? Basic Psichology... your Ancestors learned to take off Belts and Shoes when the Guy shouts 'BELTS ! SHOES !' and now so do you. Want to learn more? Go play Assassin's Creed... it's called genetic Memory!

So anyway the Fighter goes up to the literal Shout God in 711... 'Teach me how to do the GodShout Geas Shout God!'
Shout God smiles everywhere... 'You got the Money for the Large Gulp?'
Fighter says 'Yes...'
Shout God smiles wilder... 'Then I will teach you...'

Fighter goes up to the Guy... holds up literal Greatsword like slashing Sky! Guy and Sky... rhymes everywhere you see? Anyway... the Fighter shouts 'BELTS ! SHOES !'

The Guy literally doesn't know what to do... can't think of doing anything else, the Guy starts taking off literal Belt and Shoes! Fighter swings the Greatsword in the hidden Technique : GreatSlash ! Guy is literally assassinated in the torso and neck... no save!

There is the problem though... Wizard also learns hidden Technique! This is too OP! Wizard is not supposed to know assassin Technique... it's literally in the name! Everywhere Wizard goes... robbing hotels by going into lobby and shouting 'BELTS ! SHOES !' and everyone is too distracted by taking off Belts and Shoes... literally robs hotel dry!

Now the classic showdown of the DND happens... Fighter goes face down Wizard in middle if the Dungeon Tavern! Fighter says... 'When my home town got assassinated by the literal Bandit, I never thought you would become him...'

Wizard says... 'Oh yah?'

Then they shout at exact same time... 'BELTS ! SHOES !' Everyone goes quiet like in jjk... camera zooms out... wanna find out what happens next? Go play literal DND...

Fighter is unbeatable!